Friday, August 21, 2009

Things He’s Worried About When You See Him Naked

“I hate my not-so-flat abs. I sometimes worry girls only like muscle men like David Beckham, but my six-pack looks more like a one-pack.” —Mike, 31

“I play a lot of sports, so body odor can be kind of a problem. I definitely don’t want to be known as the smelly guy.”—Rob, 25

“I’m Italian and have more body hair than most men. It’s dark and thick, so there’s no point trying to shave it. I pray girls don’t notice my shoulder and back sprouts.”—Anthony, 26

“I’m Italian and have more body hair than most men. It’s dark and thick, so there’s no point trying to shave it. I pray girls don’t notice my shoulder and back sprouts.”—Anthony, 26

“It can get really sweaty down there. I worry about grossing her out with my sweaty junk.”—Donny, 28

“I wish I had more muscle tone. Sometimes I pull down the fat on my gut so it lets my abs show through a bit more.”—Freddie, 26

“What do I hate about by body? Two words. Man. Boobs.”—Chris, 24

“My upper arms don’t exactly bulge, and even when I’m good about lifting, they never seem to get any bigger.”—Will, 22

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